OMG! I never even considered pee pee time on my wedding day and I have a pee sized bladder. I have a she pee from the last festival I went to luckily they had posh toilet wristbands for sale so I didn't have to use it maybe I should pop it in a bag for my big day. I used to sit the wrong way on the toilet when I was younger because I was a weirdo so I've had the practice. x
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CommentAuthormrs-anni-oc
ive already had a practice run lol... works a treat dont know how its gonna fair when im under the influence though.. think everyone needs to be adding this to the ask at the bridal shop when choosing a dress (especially fishtail) i cant see how fishtail and bathroom breaks are gonna work to be honest so good luck on that one x
CommentAuthorMrs Stocks 2B
lol
CommentAuthorUnknown
i had to do this on my wedding day. at first it was my bm who helped me but by the end of the night i just went and stood by the loo and someone came and helped! x
CommentAuthorMrs*Maria*Louise
i had a huge dress and managed to go the toilet by myself, all i did was take pants off one leg completley grabbed bottom hoop scooped up the front of the dress in that and sat on toilet the wrong way round it was so easy xx
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I totally did the reverse pee action on both occasions that I wore my dress - and it wasn't even that big LOL! I HIGHLY recommend it. I remember singing 'the sun has got his hat on' with my Godmother who had to escort me one time to diguise the sound of me peeing! Seriously, if nothing else, it brings people (you and the person accompanying you) together!
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CommentAuthorJillybean
Shirley girly i used to do that tooo! LMAO yay we're both weird!
I never thought about that either! Im sure there'll be plent of people to help! Another toilet tip for public toilets...when u poo, put toilet roll in the toilet first so people cant hear it drop :-)
Hope that helps! lol x
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CommentAuthorJillybean
not a full toilet roll obv! just a decent chuck of paper! x
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CommentAuthorbridalmiss
Arghh how would you do this if you're wearing Spanx like I intend to??
CommentAuthorLittle Kettle
Whip 'em off! I ended up having to take my nickers off to get my legs over the toilet anyway LOL! Hey, it's a good job we're all friends on here, isn't it LOL!
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CommentAuthormrs-anni-oc
you could always get crotchless pants lol im assuming they would work?
CommentAuthorPB
Oh isn't getting married glamorous lol!!! Had not even thought of this,looks like my flower girl and Moh will be getting more than they bargained for. @ anni crotchless would help i am sure but how could i stand in front of a vicar in the house of God wearing porn star knickers??? ....off to practice reverse cowgirl!!!! PMSL literally!
CommentAuthorLittle Kettle
The only thing I'd say about the crotchless pants idea is that I got very warm from my waist down with all the layers (and I only had 3 of them!), so was grateful for the cotton crotch of absorbtion! I can't believe we're having this discussion LOL!
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CommentAuthormrs-anni-oc
my H2B wants to know why im crying laughing....all i said is crotchless knickers in church he walked out said he`s having a bath.. thinks im going crazy
CommentAuthor~feebee~
Oooo must practice!!!!!!! I never thought about this. I managed ok at my first wedding, goodness knows how though come to think of it ;0) x
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CommentAuthorxnikki86x
Haha good idea! Lucky for me MOH has said she would help me in that department but if i need a number 2 im on my own! lool x
CommentAuthorloustew2012
ha ha ha this is so funny, read some out to h2b and hes shaking his head.
all i can say is thank god were staying at the hotel were getting married in!!! think ill be nipping to the suite when i wanna go hahaha and might take petticoat off then also might help a bit!!! xxx
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CommentAuthorOfficially Mrs M
i went to the venue the other night to check the toilet situation
i will not get in the regular ladies so i said so you have a disable and bam there was a disabled toilet under the grand staircase tucked away in the corner. Gunna get a little sign done that says reserved for the bride only :-) we don't have anyone that needs the disabled look anyway so i'm fully within my rights to steal it all day
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CommentAuthorMrsCaitiClarke
FML crotchless pants. I cannot make small talk with my newly acquired grand-parents in law knowing that I've got crotchless knickers on!!! Luckily MOH is like a sister to me and won't mind helping me wrap my legs around a cistern but I literally cannot pee with someone else in the room. I had my gall bladder out last year and they gave me a bed pan and even with h2b leaving the room I still had to wait for 2 hours until they let me stand up and go for a wee on my own!!! HELP.
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CommentAuthorpennieb-MrsRiley
My dress wasn't particularly large, but I still had no problem with going to the toilet normally - and after the first couple of visits I didn't even require any help, just grabbed my hoop at the back and scooped the dress up :)
So far as fishtail dresses are concerned - a friend got married in one earlier this year and said she ended up only going to the toilet once all day because it required her to literally take the dress off to go! Definitely something to bear in mind with the close fit dresses!
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CommentAuthorKaya
I had to sit the wrong way round on the loo!
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CommentAuthorLolaMay0412
What about us girls with mermaid dresses?!?! I can't hitch mine up that far!! haha.
CommentAuthorClareS
LolaMay I'm with you on that one, I'm having a mermaid type dress and really dreading going to the loo now! I think it may be a case of unzipping dress and partially taking it off :( This is partly due to the industrial strength miracle underwear underneath that's soing to smooth out my wobbly bits lol
CommentAuthorfiona
There is enough to worry about, I had completely forgotten about weeing! You have all had me in stitches!
CommentAuthormrs-anni-oc
my daughter thought it was hilarious til i reminded her she will be wearing the same size hoops as me for her prom next year lol she aint laughing anymore
CommentAuthorMrs Jones
Hahahahahaha you girls are so funny! I LOVE this convo lmao :Px Although it is very helpful :D x
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CommentAuthorsuzky123
ok this is taking it to the next level and hopefully I will not have to, but I have already (and quite rightly) been told that if I need a number 2, I am on my own. How the hell is this even achievable? is there something we can take to stop us?
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CommentAuthorMrsLeanneStark
Hahaha! I thought about the Number 2 situation the other day, Luckily my sister is MOH and is a carer so is happy to help but has refused to wipe!! to which i was crying with laughter that she even suggested i'd ask her that!! Ladies, this could be fun! xx
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CommentAuthorPB
I am seriously considering not eating for the day before the wedding and taking the max dose of immodium on the day because of those last two posts lol ! xx
CommentAuthorAtaraxia
I read that if you have a mermaid dress you actually have no choice but to take the whole thing off if you have to pee?
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CommentAuthorleah
immodium!!! i like that idea poulton bride lol, think i shall be using that one, id never even considered toilets when we booked our venue and the loo's are those silly ones with a half partition between mens and the ladies but you can hear evrything thats happening in the ladies lol, that will rather amusing for them xx
CommentAuthorMrs Davro
I have just read this and was literally peeing myself. Im glad I've chosen a shorter dress that will be easy to manage on my own. When I have a long dress on (like a maxi dress) I usually just pull it above my waist and toss it over a shoulder.
Oh and fyi anyone wearing holder-fatter-inner pants on their wedding day you can now buy them with two flaps in the crotch that you just open to pee then close when finished, or just cut the crotch out.
CommentAuthorbabybex
I know last June when my best friend got married it was me chaperoning her to the toilet, something I hadn't envisaged in the run up! She sat on it back to front, but i know for when we set out date I need to consider the bulk of my dress, I do have a dress in mind, might have to "sit on a chair" in the bridal shop to get a feel of the toileting situation!!!
CommentAuthorNuttynonnie
Oh my god I'm havin a total panic attack now! My dress is huge with a huge petticoat! I'm goin to try my best not to go thru the day to the loo and think it may be easier to jus take the petticoat off and do the reverse cowgirl manoeuvre with the help of, my now horrified, BMs lol! Xx
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CommentAuthorNuttynonnie
As for the number 2 situ i will jus come out of my dress completely if I need to go lol there is no way I'm "plopping" with people helping me lol xx :-O
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CommentAuthorClareS
this thread still makes me laugh. even with all this to think about I'm still going for a mermaid style - glutten for punishment or what lol x
CommentAuthorniksibum
Such a brill idea!! Can definitiely still see me having to use the BM's help though, especially after a tipple or two!!
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CommentAuthorMrs*Maria*Louise
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nuttynonnie i had a huge dress with 6 hoop petticoat and i went to the toliet on my own i had someone to hand just incase but managed on my own so if i can you could, i just scooped dress up with petticoat sit on toilet wrong way its was easy peasy lol xx
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CommentAuthorOfficially Mrs M
i think i will be doing what maria said i've got hoops, one question tho, how on earth can you reach your pants with hoops?
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CommentAuthorKaz
I read this thread a few months back and have been in the venue to check they have a disabled loo! lol xx
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CommentAuthorMrs*Maria*Louise
soon to be mrs mann it was easy just pulled hoop up a bit took knickers off one leg i surprised myself at doing it i was dreading doing it but need not of worried, xx
kaz i fitted in a normal sized toilet no problem and my dress was massive xx
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CommentAuthorMrs Badger
I can manage perfectly fine with my dress, very glad I don't have to worry about taking people in with me especially since I wouldn't know who to ask. xx
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CommentAuthorNicksbex
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This thread has really cheered me up my BM's knew the situation as they are both already married they filled me in!
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CommentAuthorgdu
One of the venues I am considering has a 'Bride's Toilet', it actually has a plaque on it saying that!!! Thats good planning from the venue.....maybe they have seen this thread!!!
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Am sitting her in fits of laughter, just what I needed after a stressful say xx
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CommentAuthorMrs Alsbetty
loved reading this again and the new additions haha
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CommentAuthorOfficially Mrs M
i'm putting a sign on the disable toilet door to say the same thing.
i have tried the toilets at my venue just normally and its tight then so with my dress on it would be impossible so i'm just going to go with the bride's toilet bit, i can put my little perfume in there and a little deodrant etc
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CommentAuthorMorgsysGirl(kempy)
love this thread... here to printing my own brides only sign x
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CommentAuthorSweetchilli
I have to be honest going to the loo is worrying me. My dress is really heavy and the thought of it trailing along the toilet floor yuk.
CommentAuthorOfficially Mrs M
at least women's toilets are slightly cleaner than men's
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lol
This thread has really cheered me up my BM's knew the situation as they are both already married they filled me in!
loved reading this again and the new additions haha
