HAHAHA!! I'm so mean to Leigh (H2B). He just went to the loo and I thought I'd make him jump. Just as he was about to walk out I ran up to the door and shouted "Boo" at him. He jumped so high i thought he'd put a dent in my celing. on top of that, he nearly fell over the toilet as he jumped up and back away from me. hahahaha
CommentAuthorKimi
oh you big meanie :P
The days are flying by, can't wait :)
CommentAuthorWren
its not the first time. I am really horrid to him. He decided to dress in my "sexy" outfits, boots and stockings included!!! so I took a pic of him (he tried 2 on so there are 2 pics) on the pretence that he could see what he looks like. (everything was covered, he just looked really funny) so I txt it to my mum. SOOOOOO funny! Dont know why he's marrying such a mean person like me hahahahaha!
CommentAuthorKerrylou
Poor Leigh *sniggers* You are a big meanie Wren :D xxx
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CommentAuthorWren
hahahaha. I know. Teaches him not to go through my draws and wearing my clothing. Needless to say that my outfits didnt suit him one bit. He has no figure. Wonder what I can do next????
I'm sure you'll come up with something equally as mean hahaha xxx
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"The course of true love never runs smoothly"
But if it had been easy then we wouldn't love each other as
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CommentAuthorWren
Cant do that kimi. he sleeps in the same bed as me lol. shaving foam and then tickle his nose? :-))
CommentAuthorKimi
veet his eyebrows off???
The days are flying by, can't wait :)
CommentAuthorWren
PMSL good one kimi, he still has time to grow new ones back by the wedding lol. Now stop giving me ideas, its encouraging me lol
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ahahaha awwww xx
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CommentAuthorEmsy5000
lol that's nothing I am the girl who when she new full well that h2b would be jet lagged and confused put the swooped the bedroom with the study and did not tell him let him find out when he got home. lol
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CommentAuthorx~Hails~x
My oldest daughter does that to matt all the time hehehe the thing is she gets him everytime, you'd think he was used to it by now lol
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CommentAuthorMina
ROFL
CommentAuthorCowChop
he he he, love it... you have to be a bit mean to h2b!
CommentAuthorMrsPink
Hehehe love it....
Emsy how did he take it lol? X
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LOL X
CommentAuthorMumble83
LMFAO!!!!!!! I do the making-them-jump things to my kids cos H2B doesn't scare as easily, is that meaner?? lol. I do other silly things to H2b too though such as telling him I got my tongue pierced (he HATES tongue-piercings) lol. That was just to soften the blow before telling him I had a new tattoo though!! lol. Salt in tea/coffee is a classic, especially if you act really concerned that he is not tasting things properly (you could try a pretend-sip of his and say it tastes fine to you, then go and get him something else to try but put salt on that too) lol. xxx
CommentAuthorMrs Steer
lol ladies loving this thread got me thinking of what i could do hehe xx
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CommentAuthorSoon2beMrsHall
Ohh i really shoudnt have read this thread as i am off work for a week and i am bored already and it is my first day off. LOL looking at h2b thinking which eye brow should i go for first. HEHEHE. Hobbles upstairs to find eyesbrow waxing kit.
I have done something that was really meen to my ex He got very very drunk one night and when we got got back to his he passed out on the bed and i got very bored and coz he was naked and i had most of my stuff at his house i started to wax my legs and i thought i woud wax him (down bellow) only to see if he woud wake up. Wel i waxed everywhere on him he was that passed out and i even did a pretty little love heart down there. When we woke up the next afternoon he went to the loo and all i heard was the loudest scream in my life. He came out of the toilet and went mad and all i could do was laugh at him. I thought it was very funny. (This was before i found out he was cheating on me with my mate and i took a picture of it) All i ca say is all his friends loved his waxed places. HEHEHEHE
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CommentAuthorMrs Steer
lol mrs hall2b good on you :) xx
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CommentAuthorCowChop
lol, mumble I love the slat idea... might have to try that with h2b. I enjoy waiting until he is at the sink cos it faces the window out into the street and creaping up beind him and pulling his pants down... serves him right for wearign elasticated waistbands!
CommentAuthorVintageChic
You mean mean ladies!!!
LOVE all the ideas i'm getting ;)
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CommentAuthorGriff
lol you are mean Mike does that to me When we were in student halls the hall linking the common area to my bedroom was pitch black without the hall light on. One day mike ran ahead of me so I ran to catch up to him then something grabbed my ankles! Mike had been laying down flat on the floor waiting for me. I screamed so loud and nearly jumped through the roof! xxx
CommentAuthorWren
LMAO!!!! Hmmmmmmm!!!! Ideas Ideas ideas. wax sounds really good. I'll wait until his stag do for that one lol. Will defo try that salt in tea thing. He always drinks tea. However, i could do the salt in beer thing lol. cant wait!! Another good thing is that when he's in the shower, I turn the hot tap on in the kitchen. When the water turns cold he runs out. he never catches me and I just play dumb about it saying the boiler must be playing up again lol. I might add mouth wash to his shower gel lol. hahahahahahahahahaha
CommentAuthorSoon2beMrsHall
lol i love how we are thinking and doing these thing to our h2bs
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CommentAuthorTerribabylove
PMSLMAO, you lot are nuts but then again im just as bad, but h2b does things to me too lol xx
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CommentAuthorWren
too right. if we can be bothered to think about being "horrible" to our H2B's then in some way it shows that we care about them. lol xx
