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    • ohfiddles
      CommentAuthorohfiddles
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    my (nearly) 4 year old son just come running over to me saying he needs to go to the hospital, when i asked him what was wrong he said "its a disaster mummy i have got bends in my legs and arms!!!, i need opting (meaning opertating) on" well that just made me chuckle.
    Has any1 else got any funny children stories? i am sure i have more but thats my funny moment for today lol xxx
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    • Mrs (Dove) Pidgeon
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    The wedding I was at last week.

    Adorable little two year old girl at our table, playing with a little toy while MC was making announcements. As he said 'The bar will close at 12.30', she drops the toy and says clearly 'Oh Dear'. Perfect timing and had the room in stitches.

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    • ohfiddles
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    Awww bless xx
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    • madjo83
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    children are ace lol my son who is 5 said to me yesterday "mummy you poisoned me" after chewing a chip and spitting it out. i asked him what was up with it and he replied "you cooked it" the best bit is we was having a quick tea as they had been at a friends house and it was microwave chips
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    • Suzi
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    Awww you gotta love the kids!!!

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    • CommentAuthorMrsB
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    Haha I can't wait til tia talks properly x
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    • mrs pinkalice
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    Edd was on the phone to his sister the other day, and asked to speak to his neice who's 5. She said, quite bluntley 'I can't talk now, I'm chewing a straw.' how random lol x

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