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Brides: Any one want to hear a joke??

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- CommentAuthorauntiewoo
Bride on her wedding night says to her hubby"I have a confession to make-I was once a hooker".
He says"That's ok, your past is your past, but I must confess, I find it quite erotic,tell me about it?"
She says" My name was Brian, and I played for Llanelli"

:) x
- CommentAuthorMrs (Dove) Pidgeon
I love that joke!

Now a extremely happy German housewife and now a Mother!!!!
Islay Jean born 24th June in Hannover.
- CommentAuthorxxsophieMxx
haha love it.
my (very not funny) h2b adds another wedding joke...

why do women wear white on thier wedding day?
...to match the rest of the kitchen appliances.....

yawn. shame on him! xx
- CommentAuthorauntiewoo
The oldens are the best-and it's probably the cleanest, most inoffensive one I know! Except, my favourite EVER that makes me laugh every time!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh! hahaha (sorry)
- CommentAuthorlemondrops

- CommentAuthorpouchi-loo
lol. funny, i dont know any. bore
- CommentAuthorMrs Alsbetty
haha i show my al that one he like it! being a player and a fan haha x

Enjoying being a wifey!!
Currently baking a small person at last, took a while :)
- CommentAuthorMrs Alsbetty
what do you call a lady who has a pint of beer on her head whilst playing snooker?

beatrix potter

Enjoying being a wifey!!
Currently baking a small person at last, took a while :)
- CommentAuthorauntiewoo
Still trying to think of one that won't offend! :(
- CommentAuthorDrunchPunk
Alsbetty - that's so bad it's funny!
- CommentAuthorDrunchPunk
How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers..
- CommentAuthorLou lou
hey if the post keeps going u can all add them to the favour boxes as an extra to make then groan n laugh !!!
- CommentAuthormrsmada
all my jokes are too rude x
- CommentAuthorPuddleduck87
An old man and woman meet in an old peoples home and fall in love. They decide its never too late to get married and tie the knot at the home. After the ceremony they decide that they were still young enough to marry, so they should be young enough to consumate it.

They go into their room and embrace.

"George, I must tell you before we do anything - I have acute angina"
In which he replies "Well thats good then coz I'm betting you have lousy Ti*s!"
- CommentAuthorauntiewoo
lol
- CommentAuthorauntiewoo
Saw my one-armed mate earlier-bless him!
"Where you off to?" I asked
"Got to change a light bulb" he replied
"ooh-that's got to be difficult" I said
"Naah" he responded "I've still got the receipt"

Boom-boom! You've been a wonderful audience-Thank you and Good night! x

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